dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

image

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shutupaubrey:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise 

shutupaubrey:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise 

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clannyphantom:

my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt warm your heart then idk what will

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hisuiyoru:

moonstoners:

peach—queen:

spagka:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

this is actually the worst

BOYS ARE FUCKING STUPID

OH MY GOD

Lame…

(Source: stileshelbig)

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king-of-aces:

bewwbs:

voxamberlynn:

lexbots:

the pumpkin king / sally

Okay, but holy shit, THIS IS UNREAL.

HOLY WOW

Fuck!

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kazekagays:

metaphoricalanchor:

Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors

  • Because you wanna
  • Being punk rock
  • Looking hella cute
  • Small children’s reactions

(Source: nonchalantcroissant)

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GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony)

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trebled-negrita-princess:

negrodamvs:

soaply:

fvckie:

please do not smoke the frogs

why is it holding a stick this is a forest guardian or at least a frog in a position of power clearly


my first question^

This frog is bout to beat your ass with that stick

trebled-negrita-princess:

negrodamvs:

soaply:

fvckie:

please do not smoke the frogs

why is it holding a stick this is a forest guardian or at least a frog in a position of power clearly

my first question^

This frog is bout to beat your ass with that stick

(Source: who-started-this-fuckery)

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